Thursday, June 25, 2009

Take 2!

Not be mistaken for Take Thats second attempt at getting together and producing a rather bizzare song in an English village with screaming girls and babrbequeing 'senior citizens', ALOT has happened between this post and the last.

Surviving Autumn, Winter and Spring. Living with friends and strangers. 9 months of trying to get on my own feet. Fights, love and parties. a zillion interviews followed by a zillion - 1 unsuccessful attempts at getting a job. Finally it all seems to be coming together.

As of the first of July I start my job with an advertising agency in London at long bloody last. First thoughts, awesome building filled with cool people really cant be a bad thing. Truth be told after the third stage of the 'application process' I really felt like the video below


Raaah!

Having said that, the world is still wanting more from me and so I shall deliver. I promise to keep this blog more up to date with my latest ramblings for your reading pleasure (thank you for the 'why havent u updated your blog yet dude?' emails).

Life is good!

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

New Breakthrough "Forced Money" System Just Released!


M0NEY into your pocket!

The days are now over where you were left with just "chance" on your side when it came to making M0NEY on the Internet.

A brand new "technology" has been developed that makes websites pay you by "F0RCE!"

Short of putting a gun to people's heads and making them take their money out of their wallets and pay you without choice, this new technology might as well be the exact same thing.

This breakthrough was developed by a New York Virtual Marketing Firm, and is taking the Web by storm!

Already some pretty famous names are taking note of this new "M0NEY making invention" that "forces" M0NEY out of the Internet directly into your bank account!

A spokesperson for the NYC firm boasted proudly:

"Imagine the Worldwide-Web as an ocean of M0NEY ... our new technology merely makes a way for YOU to be able to dig a big trench from that 'cash-sea' directly into your backyard!"

And that's obviously a pretty amazing feat to say the very least!

People get a webpage that's NOT ordinary by any means!

The webpage "captures" a huge segment of the daily visitors it receives and winds up upselling them repeatedly with a predictable conversion each and every time!

Plus, the webpage has a "built-in" device that allows it to generate "free traffic" without end!

So considering the fact that you get free traffic, along with a predictable and steady stream of sales conversions, you get a guaranteed source of endless income!

Additionally, the webpage you get already contains a PROVEN digital product that no online marketer can live without, and one that is delivered where all your orders are filled automatically by another firm on behalf of you, the webpage owner! (*And all at no costs!)

Not only that, but the webpage contains a video that makes further an irresistible offer so that people must surrender their contact information, and which also becomes a VAST double-optin list!

This list is maintained by yet another separate online firm on your behalf, and that has the HIGHEST track record for getting over 98% deliverability for follow-up emailings (the same that convert another 378% more sales for you!)

So in a nutshell you get:

o An amazing website!
o A website that converts sales automatically!
o A website that puts "forced" money directly into your
pocket!
o A website that's run by another firm for you (at N0 charge!)
o A website that continues to promote for you over & over!
o A website that grows & cultivates a proven list!
o A website that functions automatically (so you never run
it!)
o And a website that you get Free H0STING for!


Because I was asked nicely in a spam email, but if your interested you can check it out HERE



Friday, June 13, 2008

If your not with us your an 'extremist'

Recently, the UK has been accused by "Israel's ambassador to Britain that the UK has become a "hotbed for radical anti-Israeli views".

Reading the article on the BBC World website, Israel seems to feel it has become a 'target' of anti Israeli views on UK campuses and unfairly viewed amongst our up and coming educated citizens.

Lets get something straight here. When you do THIS and your people THIS, and support THIS and flex your muscle in the region (notably threatening Iran with a strike due to its 'intentions' to go nuclear). I think most people who have half a wit about them will perceive you as a bully. As most of us know, a bully is often reffered to as a coward hiding behind his insecurities and feeling better by harming others.

What could possibly be worse than a bully? A cowardly coward bully.

One where he feels the atrocities of 70 odd years ago should still allow the world to feel sorry for him. One who justifies killing 20 people for 1 of his and calls it in the name of democracy and security. One who lets his people get away with slanting away at others and, when slanted at, calls for justice. One who is willing to ruthlessly attack his neighbours for a 'right' and, when he fails, decides to make peace and call it regrettable (73 Egypt war anyone?). One who takes the land given to him by someone else, realising full well that land was not his to give in the first place (colonies are leases and not full ownership), feels he has a right to the land forever and the people of said land can burn in little enclaves. One who places the people of the land into enclaves and starves them economically and then cries when they revolt. One who feels that because his actions merit the "hotbed of radical anti-Israeli views" in UK universities, feels he has the right to call upon the genuinely democratic government and complain / whine / cry / sulk / mope.

Israel will always be a cowardly bully state until it learns that it is NOT the center of the World and realise that, more and more, people are seeing its vision for what it truly is.

No peace.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

7 Reasons Forex trading is for You!

Forex trading online is a fast way to use your investment capital to its fullest. The Forex markets offer distinct advantages to the small and large trader alike, making Forex currency trading in many ways preferable to other markets such as stocks, options or traditional futures. Here are seven reasons why you'll want to look into Forex Trading online.

1 - Forex is the largest market.
Forex trading volume of more than 1.9 billion, more than 3 times larger than the equities market and more than 5 times bigger than futures, give Forex traders nearly unlimited liquidity and flexibility.

2 - Forex never sleeps!
You can execute Forex trading online 24/7, from 7AM New Zealand time on Monday morning, to 5PM New York time on Friday evening. No waiting for markets to open: they're open all night! This makes Forex trading online a very attractive component that fits easily into your day (or night!)

3 - No Bulls or Bears!
Because Forex trading online involves the buying of one currency while simultaneously selling another, you have an equal opportunity for profit no matter which direction the currency is headed. Another advantage is that there are only around 14 pairs of currencies to trade, as opposed to many thousands of stocks, options and futures.

4 - Forex Trading online offers great leverage!

You can make the most of your investment resources with Forex trading online. Some brokers offer 200:1 margin ratios in your trading accounts. Mini-FX accounts, which can typically be opened with only $200-300, offer 0.5% margin, meaning that $50 in trading capital can control a 10,000 unit currency position. This is why people are flocking to Forex trading online as a way to highly leverage their investments.

5 - Forex prices are predictable.
Currency prices, though volatile, tend to create and follow trends, allowing the technically trained Forex trader to spot and take advantage of many entry and exit points.

6 - Forex trading online is commission free!
That's right! No commissions, no exchange fees or any other hidden fees. This is a very transparent market, and you'll find it very easy to research the currencies and the countries involved. Forex brokers make a small percentage of the bid/ask spread, and that's it. No longer any need to compute commissions and fees when executing a trade.

7 - Forex trading online is instant!
The FX market is astoundingly fast! Your orders are executed, filled and confirmed usually within 1-2 seconds. Since this is all done electronically with no humans involved, there is little to slow it down!

Forex trading online can get you where you want to go quicker and more profitably than any other form of trading. Check it out and see what Forex trading online can do for you!

If you want to know more or just bored an want to read something financially and investy then

click me!
(you know you want to!)

Pic of the Week!



NOT Ribena...


Saturday, May 31, 2008

How to burst with flavor on the net

We ALL want to make money from the internet. Personally I would not mind sitting at home with my wife and kids whilst all my websites (This and This one!) make money.

Just like me, you probably think you deserve it! I know I do! So I thought to myself 'how could I get maximum visibility on the net, for free, for both websites (well, my Forex website and this blog)'. Having crawled the search pages for hours, sifted through SEO and online marketing related websites /blogs/groups. I finally came to one sound conclusion.

Articles!

Everyone, from the gurus to the beginners, I have come across seem to chime one thing in cohesion and all agree that 'Article writing' is the best method of promoting your website/blog/product'.

The idea, simple. Write an article that is informative and of use to your target niche. Lets say my Forex site, to promote it with an article I would write an article with the title 'forex trading online 7-reasons-you should'. From there I would write an article, using writing articles as a little point of reference, that would inform readers WHY they have NO excuses now to join in the Forex markets and invest with wild opportunities to profit (and of course lose! But you can read my Forex site to find out how and why!).

Once the article is written you can submit them to the plenty and plenty (as in lots and lots!) of article directories out there, hungry to feed your new creation into its distribution / database network.

Which begins another task, how to find a 'free' article 'blaster' that would send your article, for free, to all the many and many article directories out there?

The answer is simple, click the link and find out how!


Or just click me again.
(Shameless promotion)

PS: If Forex and investing in financial markets aren't your thing, check out my making money online blog.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

ATTN: Bloggers

So I have been playing around with AdSense in the hope of finding out HOW the bloody ad units are optimized to 'follow' the content of my blog.

Its silly that I have a blog post about 'Brit blokes and 'boyfriended' girls' and above said post there are several links to 'Quran' related advertisers. I'm all for preaching religion when immoral posts are erected (oops!). But cmooooon Google, this is seriously unsettling me and im not making much!

Bah to the Humbug machine!

So, my dear readers, anyone want to help me out in optimization? I learn fast and im very keen (who has not said that? No really?). Come on super companies, grab talent while it is young and eager! Take me from the clutches of this insanity thats creeping on me slowly.

Ok. I'll stop now. Just need some AdSense help. Tah.